10 Ways to Get Noticed in a Crowd

1. WEAR A DEAD SWAN

2. WEAR YOUR SUNROOM CURTAIN PANELS HELD TOGETHER WITH A PIN AT THE CROTCH

 3. GIVE “SKIRT STEAK” A NEW MEANING

4. LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

5. DRESS LIKE A CONSTRUCTION SITE

6. WEAR YOUR FEATHER DUSTER

7. DRESS LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM MY LITTLE BOOBIE– I MEANT, MY LITTLE PONY

8. PREPARE FOR BATTLE: WEAR CHAIN MAILLE

 9. EDGE OUT THE COMPETITION. LITERALLY.

10. BECOME AN ENDANGERED SPECIES

 

 

Feel free to post images of YOUR favorite red carpet antics!

 

xo,

 

Isabel