Tag: Katy Perry

May 25, 2014 | 3:11 PM

High heels/Low heels/No heels: How Do The Ladies Do It?

I always hear a little starting gun go off in my head on Memorial Day. Well, first I hear a voice saying, "Ladies, take your marks" ... and then I hear the "bang!" Just what does that "bang!" announce the start of? For some, it may be a race to the beach; for others, a race to the cooler, or the garden. For me, it is the beginning of a race to liberate my aching feet from the tyranny of heels. Ah, summer. Flip flops, sandals, (more…)

Feb 25, 2015 | 4:02 PM

10 Ways to Get Noticed in a Crowd

1. WEAR A DEAD SWAN 2. WEAR YOUR SUNROOM CURTAIN PANELS HELD TOGETHER WITH A PIN AT THE CROTCH  3. GIVE "SKIRT STEAK" A NEW MEANING 4. LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT 5. DRESS LIKE A CONSTRUCTION SITE 6. WEAR YOUR FEATHER DUSTER 7. DRESS LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM MY LITTLE BOOBIE-- I MEANT, MY LITTLE PONY 8. PREPARE FOR BATTLE: WEAR CHAIN MAILLE  9. EDGE OUT THE COMPETITION. LITERALLY. 10. BECOME AN ENDANGERED SPECIES Feel free to post (more…)