Tag: Naked on the red carpet

Feb 25, 2015 | 4:02 PM

10 Ways to Get Noticed in a Crowd

1. WEAR A DEAD SWAN 2. WEAR YOUR SUNROOM CURTAIN PANELS HELD TOGETHER WITH A PIN AT THE CROTCH  3. GIVE "SKIRT STEAK" A NEW MEANING 4. LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT 5. DRESS LIKE A CONSTRUCTION SITE 6. WEAR YOUR FEATHER DUSTER 7. DRESS LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM MY LITTLE BOOBIE-- I MEANT, MY LITTLE PONY 8. PREPARE FOR BATTLE: WEAR CHAIN MAILLE  9. EDGE OUT THE COMPETITION. LITERALLY. 10. BECOME AN ENDANGERED SPECIES Feel free to post (more…)

Mar 01, 2015 | 9:08 AM

Babe Bares All! (in a satirical new video)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/gM7uPL6WkqE I'm so proud of the journey this great song by contemporary songwriter Bianca Mincinelli has taken to the red carpet. Off my album, Trouble In Paradise, it's on it's way up the AC charts right now. I created this video in order to spark conversation about the efforts women have to go to now on the red carpet. Instead of celebrating the art they've created, the entire event has somehow become focused on what and how a woman has decided to (more…)