10 Ways to Get Noticed in a Crowd
1. WEAR A DEAD SWAN 2. WEAR YOUR SUNROOM CURTAIN PANELS HELD TOGETHER WITH A PIN AT THE CROTCH 3. GIVE “SKIRT STEAK” A NEW MEANING 4. LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT 5. DRESS LIKE A CONSTRUCTION SITE 6. WEAR YOUR FEATHER DUSTER 7. DRESS LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM MY LITTLE BOOBIE– I MEANT, MY LITTLE PONY …