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Feb 25, 2015 | 4:02 PM

10 Ways to Get Noticed in a Crowd

1. WEAR A DEAD SWAN 2. WEAR YOUR SUNROOM CURTAIN PANELS HELD TOGETHER WITH A PIN AT THE CROTCH  3. GIVE "SKIRT STEAK" A NEW MEANING 4. LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT 5. DRESS LIKE A CONSTRUCTION SITE 6. WEAR YOUR FEATHER DUSTER 7. DRESS LIKE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM MY LITTLE BOOBIE-- I MEANT, MY LITTLE PONY 8. PREPARE FOR BATTLE: WEAR CHAIN MAILLE  9. EDGE OUT THE COMPETITION. LITERALLY. 10. BECOME AN ENDANGERED SPECIES Feel free to post (more…)